So we almost had a problem with the hurricane interfering with today's game, but we're good to go. Except for the fact that ESPN backed out of broadcasting GameDay from Auburn. Which sucks, because I have a feeling this is going to be a really good game. Last weekend's blowout (LSU: 53, ASU: 3) was exactly what we needed to get ready for our first SEC matchup.
On an entirely different note... Mary, Ashley, and Lindsay live in an apartment complex a few blocks away from mine, and if they're not over here, I'm over there. For the past few weeks, we've been involved in a prank war with the boys who live across from them. Most of the stuff that we've pulled hasn't really been anything special, but Thursday night, they really got us. We were sitting in their living room watching a movie, when all of a sudden the door swings open and something comes flying through the air and lands on the carpet right in front of us. We all stare at it in shock for a few minutes, and then it hits us: they threw a dead raccoon into the apartment. And it is bleeding all over the carpet.
Needless to say, we were disgusted, because those things carry all kinds of nasty diseases. It is so fucking on now.
So last night, we climbed into their apartment through the window and took just about everything they own. Their fridge is completely empty. Their X-Box is ours now, as is their whiskey and several cases of bottled water. This is just to prove to them that we can get in whenever we want. We have something else entirely up our sleeves for later this week.
See, a few weeks ago, they knocked down the gate to the pool in a drunken stupor. The cops came looking for it, so they needed to stash it somewhere so as not to get arrested. Kevin, one of the guys that lives there, works with Aaron, so they tossed it into his backyard. Now we all know that I have my own connections to Aaron, so Mary and I have taken it upon ourselves to get the gate back from him. Once they find out that we have it, we'll definitely have the upper hand, seeing as how we control whether or not they have a criminal record.
Any suggestions as to what to do next are greatly appreciated. These guys threw a dead animal at us. They're going down.
I have to run now, because the game starts in half an hour. Geaux Tigers!
nicole: 19-year-old LSU sophomore. biochemistry, pre-med. native new orleanian. starbucks barista. borderline alcoholic. addicted to facebook, red bull and vodka, and college football. a little neurotic, extremely indecisive, and often irresponsible.
